Ask Dr. Mr. Rooster #4

Current mood:accomplished

eeka from Dallas, Texas writes:

From: eeka
Date: Jan 19, 2006 11:38 AM

so you like hum ?
never met a horse with such good taste in music
so does that mean your hung like a horse?

Dear eeka,
Congratulations! You're the only one to figure out the Hum reference. There should be an award or something. Of course, spelling Hum in lower case makes your question look like you forgot something or you couldn't quite get the hang of saying um, so you say hummm instead. All joking aside, I never met a woman with such good taste in horses.
As for your last question, if the singer from my former band was here he'd say: "That's why we call him stallion!" So, hummm, yes.
Signed,
Dr. Mr. Mr. Dr.

A Blog On Bulletins

Current mood:irritated

I'm tired of the abuse of bulletins. They are not supposed to be used for stupid surveys every five minutes. A bulletin is too be used to send important messages to a wide group of people without having to send a separate message to each one of your friends. If you want to know something about someone via survey, send it to them directly. If you post things on bulletins that the majority of people don't care about, they will eventually start ignoring them, and when you have something that is important to share they are all the more likely to ignore it also. It's kind of like the boy who cried wolf. Myspace was originally set up as a networking tool. We should all respect the other users who still use it as such even if we don't. It's just proper internet etiquette.-The Dok

Ask Dr. Mr. Rooster #3

*Mo* of El Paso, Texas writes:

ah yes, BHR, Nancy got me into you guys, you totally rock! And you did a fantastic job of the album, from the few songs I heard! When will the next album be released? I <3 you.
*Mo*


Dear star thingy Mo star thingy,

There are no official release dates for Buzzhead Republic's next full-length album. The goal is to release it sometime early 2007. I am annoyed but I understand the reason why people abbreviate names, but to abbreviate a two word band to three letters is misleading. People might think, that the band is spelled Buzz Head Republic which it is not. However, if you abbreviate it properly you get BR which looks like you're trying to say you're cold. This is a conundrum that the world may not soon solve. It is an ancient problem. In fact, I remember lecturing once in my former college professor days that the Egyptian pharaoh Rameses II, would often contemplate this enigma on his daily strolls along the Nile banks. Legend has it that on one of these such days he was struck with the solution of how to abbreviate two word bands to three letters properly without any embarrassing misunderstandings. His solution was so brilliant and beautifully simple that he became overjoyed and ordered the carving of his glorious likeness all over Egypt. He became so enthralled by his likeness that he nearly forgot to have the solution carved in stone before his death. This stone, unlike that of its cousin the Rosetta Stone, has yet to be uncovered, and remains still only a myth.
-Dr. Mr. Rooster

Ask Dr. Mr. Rooster #2

Gently Holistic Mann of Colorado Springs, Colorado writes:

Dear Dr. Mr. Rooster,

I have a question for you. What is My question for you? I have capitalized the word "my" because I am so awesome that when words in sentances refer to me, they are to be captalized. So in anycase... back to my original question: what is my question? Please advise. Thank you.

Sincerly,
Mr. Mann


Dear Mr. Mann,

I fully understand your need to capitalize "my" as one great person such as Myself only could. However, I do not understand your need to misspell "sentences". So your question is: How do you spell "sentences"? which I just answered. You're welcome.

Not so sincerely,
Dr. Mr. Rooster

p.s. -That's how you spell "sincerely".

Ask Dr. Mr. Rooster #1

Lovely Lady of Massachusetts writes:
umm what kind of dr are you?


Lovely Lady,
I am the kind of doctor, that when addressing, you should call Dr. not dr. For the rest of you that's Dr. Mr. But you, Lovely Lady, can just call me Dr.
-Dr. Mr. Rooster

NEW! Advice Column

I have now dedicated my blog to giving advice to all you losers. Believe me, you need it. I should know, I'm a doctor.
I will still post my other musings, 'cause somebody needs to teach you all a thing or two. Probably three.
Send me a message with any advice questions or general questions. I will repost the question with my answer on the Ask Dr. Mr. Rooster blog. This is just for fun, I'm no expert, but really...I am.

Pogs

Current mood:nostalgic

does anyone remember playing pogs? I still have all mine. I collected all the ones with skulls, punisher skulls, and grunge colors.I wonder if they're worth anything. I wonder if anyone even cares.

if this don't kill you... (inexplicably by Me)

if this don't kill you... (inexplicably by Me)

1, 2, 3, 4
yes i can count too four
i am the greatest evermore
1, 2, 3, 4
touch the ceiling and the floor
i can too i'm six foot four
1, 2, 3, 5
i'm six foot five and flying
why do i keep on crying
when the wind gets in my eyes
1, 2, 3, 5
1, 2, 3, 4
laying down upon the floor
1, 2, 3, 5
i'm not gonna die

poem by Me

Current mood:amused

poem by Me

I've got a monkey on my back
The monkey is back!
He's back on my back
Hello Mr. Black, 'cause that's his name
I see you're on my back again

okay I lied

Current mood:chipper

I realized I been too serious lately. i need to post something funny. or weird or both . Or mayby I won't , cause this is already starting to anoy me. Lokk at that. Now I'm really annoyed! I haven't made that many typing errors since my 6th grade crush said hi to me in computer class. Or that time Dick Cheney said hi to me in computer class. Ohmagosh, is that a dancing horse? Who are all you people? ...Nice threads!


There once was a man from Nantucket
Who pulled down his pants and said-
How dare you look at me while I'm changing!


Yeah how dare you! -Dr