Saturday, September 2, 2006

Ask Dr. Mr. Rooster #14

Krankor of Colorado Springs, Colorado writes:

 Dear Mr Rooster,
Why do the people in the middle east hate everyone? Also, whay in heavens name haven't we bombed Europe yet?

Krankor



Dear Mr. (forgetting the doctor)  Krankor,
    Four words! The sand gets everywhere!
    Actually we did bomb Europe. We traveled  back in time and  dropped a nuke during the first incarnation of europe, thus creating the Dark Ages.  The effects of this incident are visible in the royal family hence  the reason why we haven't nuked them today. Americans like small heads and big ears. We think it's funny.
                                                                    Where, oh where is the Bear?,
                                                                                  Dr. Mr. Rooster

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