Music Ratings

I recently put my songs up for review by an international community of peers in the music industry. These are the early results of a couple of the songs. Apparently, 1 out of 10 people absolutely hate with a passion everything I am doing. 5 out of 10 people are indifferent. 2 out of 10 are sitting on the fence but leaning in my favor. 2 out of 10 absolutely love everything I am doing. I like apples.

Ask Dr. Mr. Rooster #14

Krankor of Colorado Springs, Colorado writes:

 Dear Mr Rooster,
Why do the people in the middle east hate everyone? Also, whay in heavens name haven't we bombed Europe yet?

Krankor



Dear Mr. (forgetting the doctor)  Krankor,
    Four words! The sand gets everywhere!
    Actually we did bomb Europe. We traveled  back in time and  dropped a nuke during the first incarnation of europe, thus creating the Dark Ages.  The effects of this incident are visible in the royal family hence  the reason why we haven't nuked them today. Americans like small heads and big ears. We think it's funny.
                                                                    Where, oh where is the Bear?,
                                                                                  Dr. Mr. Rooster