Mace Master Mann of Ye Olde Kingdom of Colorado Springs, CO writes:
Dear Dr. Mr. Rooster,
If four maidens with cheese logs for hands approachest thou in a dark alley. What would thou dost doeth? Wouldeth you kick the Muenster Maiden in the teeth or the perhaps the lacy swiss lass in the shin? Please advise, which course of action would doth be more appropriateth?
Mace Master Mann
Dear Mace Master Mann,
As it is well known I have fought the Muenster Maiden before. If you recall, it was when I befriended the time traveller, John Titor, and we went back in time to the middle ages to stop the Muenster Maiden from changing the course of history and cheese logs forever. You may also recall how I beat the Muenster Maiden. It was discovered that the Muenster Maiden was not a maiden at all but a man. So I kicked the Muenster Man in the marbles, thus securing the safety of time and cheese for all mankind. You may also use this move to defeat him. I guarantee he has no new ways of fighting you. He has cheese logs for arms for crying out loud!
As for the lacy swiss lass, she is a very eligible princess. I highly advise that you marry her and take her to your home immediately! Godspeed Sir Knight!
Your cheese war ally,
Dr. Mr. Rooster
No comments:
Post a Comment