Saturday, April 1, 2006

Ask Dr. Mr. Rooster #11

Advertisment on myspace asks:

Should Dick Cheney be allowed to hunt?


Dear myspace ad,

Yes. In fact we should get him a better prescription on his glasses (something the equivalent of beer goggles), and strap fake antlers on lawyers and set them free in a forest to roam. Don't give Dick a better gun though. It's more fun if he picks them off slowly with a shotgun.

You go Mr. NRA!,
Dr. Mr. Rooster

p.s.- Cheney's got a gun. The party's just begun....

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