I saw The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. It was actually good. However, I am deeply disappointed that there were no reindeer to be seen in the movie. I have written a very moving letter of complaint:
Dear Sirs,
I have seen your movie The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. Although I feel that it was a superbly directed movie, I am extremely distraught over the fact that there is not one single reindeer in the entire movie. Aslan needs reindeers too! If you do not do a rewrite and reshoot within the next 72 hours, I will be forced to cure each and every one of you. I believe this request is quite reasonable. Thank you.
Signed,
A champion for equal rights for reindeer.
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